I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
