she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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