you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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