My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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