i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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