Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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