Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
where am i from again
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.