i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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