Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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