oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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