Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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