i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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