Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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