it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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