my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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