Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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