I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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