I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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