if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He has the fingertips of a God
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