I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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