U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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