Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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