Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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