hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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