have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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