He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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