I love black thongs
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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