Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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