Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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