Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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