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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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(503): View more from Oregon

There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.

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(214): View more from Texas

My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol

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(406): View more from Montana

WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..

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(641): View more from Iowa

He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'

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