I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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