I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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