This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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