"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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