not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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