Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
how do flat chested girls get laid?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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