Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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