Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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