i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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