Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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