Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He felt like a one man threesome
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I did not marry a roomba.
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