Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
