My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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