the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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