Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Ladies don't puke and tell
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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