if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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