This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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