I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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