Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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