I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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