Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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