So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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