im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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